Dear Welly, Part 4

Why am I writing to myself? I need help.
-Welly

Despite what people say, I'm not in love with Welly! I'm in love with...(Will was eaten by Maisie's rabbit here)

Dear Welly,
I feel like I'm missing something. People keep talking about something concerning Maisie and me. What is it?
Sincerely,
Earl

I love Rubik's cubes and chocolate...and eyeliner.
Sincerely,
Bill

Finally washed my sweatshirt and it disintegrated...sob. Should I hold a funeral?
Sam

Dear Welly, Part 3

I think that I'm in love with my best friend. I think he's in love with my cousin. I think my cousin...well let's just not go there. How do I get out of this love triangle in tact and with a boyfriend?
-Padfoot
P.S. My cousin's an Auror and my love object is a werewolf...who can do wandless magic...sexy

I think my best friend's in love with me. I think his cousin is, too. I'd pick the cousin because she's a girl...a hot girl...a hot girl who is half my age. I don't want to hurt my friend's feelings for a girl who I'd most likely totally blow it with, but she is a Metamorphmagus.
-Moonbunny

I'm in love with my cousin's (sexy) best friend, but...I think they're together. What should I do?
:) Tonks

Dear Welly, Part 2

Okay, so I just married this part-Veela French girl...woot! Now she wants to have kids...not woot! What should I do?
-Bill

A dragon ate my arm...can't write...
In agony,
Charlie

My family disowned me...my girlfriend left me...for a Death Eater...and my boss doesn't know my name. Tell me truthfully, should I just commit suicide.
Love,
Weatherby

Dear Welly

Won't you come out to play? Dear Welly, greet the brand new day...

So, Aerie said that Alicia said that Brandi said that Earl said that Will said that you said that Cara said that Maisie said that Derek said that I am full of lima beans. How should I respond?

Sincerely,
Roonil Wazlib

I have a friend who has a crush on another friend, but that friend offered to send her porn..... Does that mean he likes her, or that he's just a perv?
Yours,
Ginny...Potter...I wish...sob...

So, yesterday...We sorta dropped out of Hogwarts. It was really fun. You should've seen the look on Umbridge's face!!! Now our mum's mad at us...and she killed Bellatrix Lestrange, mind you.
Mischief Managed,
Fred and Porridge

We're Back

Did you know that the aluminum foil has been saying bad things about Cara? It's true! My cat said so.

So.... As anyone with a brain knows, Maisie is in lurve with Earl. Earl does not have a brain. Welly has told the entire school...and he still doesn't know. What the heck is wrong with you Earl??? Are you frickin deaf???

Cara! You just told the whole internet! Not like anyone cares...wait...does this still send to Earl? Crap....

Today is National Hug a Vegetarian Day!

Cara: I didn't know this until 6th period. I only got two hugs today :( Must hug my twin vegetabible Maisie. *e-hugs Maisie*

Yay! Earl visited!

I promise to take you off of the mailing list as soon as I post this, Earl.

Thanks to whoever said this site was cool.

You know, I sure have a lot of names; Cara, Craah, Morgan le Fay, Tonks, Amélie, and Maisie numéro deux. (Morgan and Tonks are book characters, Amélie is what I am called in French class by everyone besides Maiya, to whom I am Maisie numero deux.) Why do I have so many names Maisie? Why? Oh yeah, I forgot. To some of my teachers I am Gretchen. ??? Not another name!!! Help me!!!

Now, back to the work that the evil gnomes are making me do.

Cara to Maisie

I know that posting all the time is flooding Earl's inbox because we put him on the mailing list, but I don't think he's visited yet. Earl please comment if you have, please!

Why Will is Avoiding Us

That last post is reason enough.


*Maisie to the world* Everytime Cara and Bill talk to each other I hear wedding bells....
*Cara to the world* Don't listen to her! I refuse to marry someone with the same first name as my kid brother!!! Plus he's married to Fleur Delacour......I want to marry Lupin.
*Maisie to Cara* What about Tonks? It's not like you can imperius her into saying she doesn't love him anymore.
*Cara to Maisie* Who says I can't?

We think Will is trying to avoid us....

Hello people of the nether regions. This Cara and Maisie, once again, with a special report...Sources tell us....Will is avoiding us! Run away!

*Cara to Earl* Hey Earl! Maisie says that she......
*Maisie to Earl* Don't listen to her! She lies!
*Cara to Earl* HELP! She has me in a headlock! But my typing is still grammatically corect!!!!!
What was I going to say....Oh yeah....Maisie thinks you look H.O.....
NO! Not the paper shredder, Maisie!
*Maisie to Earl* Um.....Cara won't be back for a while.....she is ....... really needing an insane asylum...yeah.....And maybe some bandages......She has to retape her fingers.......

Hello this is Cara and Maisie!

This site is dedicated to our guy friends. We made this site pink because we know you like it. If you like to know, you are all klingons, except Sam, he's Mr. Spock. We pity him during P.E. trying to control all that pent up anger.....Hey! Earl you need to shave that mustache it is looking scaggy! But, you REALLY need to grow that goatee, or else. Do you really want Maisie to have a nervous break-down because of it?



Don't mind us, we're teenage girls.
*Maisie to Cara* We should get a life!
*Cara to Maisie* I'm quite happy with your bunny controling our minds.....And the Mafia......